freshcleanfit:

In other news, this is one of my favorite Twitter happenings to date. 

freshcleanfit:

In other news, this is one of my favorite Twitter happenings to date. 

(via knightedmoose)

(Source: andshakeitoffs)

dippity-do-not-touch-me:

once my sister got rejected for a job at a web design company that she really wanted to work for so that night she hacked into their website and redirected it to her blog and the next day the CEO called her and hired her on the spot so moral of the story: if at first you don’t succeed, hack their website and make them beg for mercy 

(via space-queer)

cybercum:

elemeno-pee:

cybercum:

*hears footsteps* *closes 12 tabs and goes to facebook*

Guys, install the PanicButton extension for Chrome. It closes and saves all your open tabs and opens up your preset ‘Panic’ ones like Facebook, Yahoo and Google for example. Then you can restore all your tabs by clicking the button again and entering your password. 

THIS IS THE MOST USEFUL THING SOMEONE HAS EVER COMMENTED ON ONE OF MY POSTS THANK YOU

(via space-queer)

userbar:

i used to think

if only you could put pizza on pizza and believe there was no way it could be done

but now, i have seen the light

(via that-awkward-moment-when-i)

dierwolf:

2014 was one of those years that started out like “THIS IS GOING TO BE GREAT!!!” and its halfway through and we have a war going on, a deadly disease has been spread, countless shootings have happened, racism is alive, more people have been leaving living things inside of hot cars, and robin williams is fucking dead

But at least I made my super trip…

(Source: dierwolf, via that-awkward-moment-when-i)

the-shootiingstar:

 

Kids, I walked in on a lot of crazy stuff at the old apartment over the years. 

(via swarkles-wedding-was-a-joke)

holdthebones:

whatwouldyoudoifthedoctor:

deathpup:

what happens if u put a werewolf on the moon is a great question probably the best question ever asked

he’ll explode and die because there’s no oxygen on the moon

We never said we’d send him up without a suit you absolute monster

(via bwtiff)

mouth-two-mouth:

holybatshitrobin:

haha this is awesome.

For real though,

(via bwtiff)